Mountain Oysters

https://shepherdsongfarm.com/lamb-and-goat-recipes/fried-rocky-mountain-oysters/

First you have to harvest your oysters form the farm.

Cut the ends off of both sides of the oysters and then peel the outer membrane. Separate the thinner inner membrane and slice it down the middle. Peel the inner membrane off. Slice the nuts into good sized disks.

Scramble some eggs in a bowl and then dip the slices in eggs.

Dip the slices in breadcrumbs and coat them good.

Fry in a pan in hot oil.

Tell them its chicken nuggets, everyone will be impressed ;)